Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Things I have learnt...

This week has been interesting.

Here are some of the things Ive learnt this week:

1) I move my head....alot (and when you have 30+ stitches running the length of your jaw that bitch hurts)

2) I am Pysically addicted to the gym (and have gone through actuall withdrawal symptoms)

3) You will always meet the most inconvienient people at the most incomvienient times (like when I snuck into the gym last night only to turn up face to face with my surgeon in the locker rooms.... He stood there tapping his foot until I left - the gym)

4) When I cum, I never realised but I tense all the muscles in my neck (because that motherfuker hurt like a bitch!!)

5) When you absolutely positively can't go out to play with the when you absolutely positively will be the horniest you have ever been

6) TV will rot your brain (but I can't stop watching it and now I'm hooked on Project Runway, The Cut, The Tyra Banks Show and the Bowflex commercial - godbless those proud young men who like to flex)

7) Watching guys showoff in a bowflex commercial will make you want to goto the gym even more

8) My dog is more lazy then I am

9) Oh and its ALOT easier to pop stitches then you would think.....and ALOT more painful then you would expect (but I did finish the set of dumbbell curls)


At 1:04 PM, Blogger Not so Single Guy said... up!!! don masturbate. Take this time to think and not do physical things!

At 2:58 PM, Blogger Sue said...

LMAO! At least they didn't remove your funny bone! Aren't there any nice restful computer games you like to play?

At 4:45 PM, Blogger Not so Single Guy said...

You are all invited to the first Sydney bloggers meet up:

Sunday 18 February 2007 (Fair Day Sunday)
From 6:30 pm
Tilbury Hotel, Woolloomooloo

If you blog, come along!!

At 5:22 PM, Blogger Snickers said...

Rest up man!!
Just think about the massive pump you will get when you go back to the gym after taking a break!

Do people still go to the tilbury?
Most people head to greenpark or Bank now....


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